Main Menu









 |
HUMOR, INSPIRATION AND
FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Following are humorous and inspirational stories
gleaned from emails shared by persons across the nation.
GAS PRICES
Find the lowest gas prices in
the Long Beach area. Click on the following link:
http://www.losangelesgasprices.com/
THE MOTHER’S JOURNEY
The young mother set
her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the
guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you
reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning."
But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything
could be better than these years. So she played with her children, and
gathered flowers for them along the way, and bathed them in the clear
streams; and the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried,
"Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."
Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the
children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and
covered them with her mantle, and the children said, "Mother, we are not
afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."
And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed
and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she said to
the children," A little patience and we are there." So the children
climbed, and when they reached the top they said, "Mother, we would not
have done it without you."
And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up at the stars and
said, "This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned
fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave them courage. Today,
I've given them strength."
And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth, clouds of
war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the
mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light. " And the children
looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them
beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said, "This is the best day
of all, for I have shown my children God."
And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and the
mother grew old and she was little and bent. But her children were tall
and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough, they
lifted her, for she was as light as a feather; and at last they came to a
hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung
wide.
And mother said, "I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the
end is better than the beginning, for my children can walk alone, and
their children after them."
And the children said, "You will always walk with us, Mother, even when
you have gone through the gates." And they stood and watched her as she
went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said: "We cannot
see her but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a
memory. She is a living presence......."
Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper of the leaves as you
walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach in your freshly laundered
socks; she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well. Your Mother
lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop.
She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you
follow with every step you take. She's your first love and your first
heartbreak, and nothing on earth can separate you.
Not time, not
space... not even death!
GRANDMOTHERS
Even
if you're not one, then surely, you must know someone who is..
 | Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. -
~Author Unknown |
 | What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them
my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of
pleasure. - ~Gene Perret |
 | Grandmothers are just "antique" little
girls. - ~Author Unknown |
 | Perfect love sometimes does not come until the
first grandchild. ~Welsh Proverb |
 | A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the
kids instead of the television. ~Author Unknown |
 | Never have children, only grandchildren.
~Gore Vidal |
 | Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One
moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and
prehistoric. ~Pam Brown |
 | Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which
is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.
~Gene Perret |
 | Grandma always made you feel she had been
waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. ~ Marcy
DeMaree |
 | Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.
~Author unknown |
 | Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little
while, but our hearts forever. ~Author Unknown |
 | If I had known how wonderful it would be to
have grandchildren, I'd have had them first. ~Lois Wyse |
 | My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in
the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
~Gene Perret |
 | If becoming a grandmother was only a matter
of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one.
There is no fun for old people like it! ~Hannah Whithall Smith
|
 | It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a
mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother. Author Unknown
|
 | Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us
for growing old. ~Mary H. Waldrip |
 | You do not really understand something unless
you can explain it to your grandmother. ~Proverb |
 | An hour with your grandchildren can make you
feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age
quickly. ~Gene Perret |
 | The best baby-sitters, of course, are the
baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your
baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to
Florida. Dave Barry |
 | I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren
have - if only for self-defense. ~Gene Perret |
 | Grandmother-grandchild relationships are
simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. ~Author
Unknown |
 | Nobody can do for little children what
grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives
of little children. ~Alex Haley |
 | Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of
practice. ~Author Unknown |
 | A grandparent is old on the outside but young
on the inside. ~Author Unknown |
 | One of the most powerful handclasps is that of
a new grandbaby around the finger of a grandfather. ~Joy Hargrove
|
 | It's amazing how grandparents seem so young
once you become one. ~Author Unknown |
 | If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never
cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all
the time," you're the grandma. ~Teresa Bloomingdale |
 | Grandparents are similar to a piece of string
- handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their
grandchildren. ~Author Unknown |
 | What is it about grandparents that is so
lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.
And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give,
they can mature at a fast rate. ~Bill Cosby |
 | Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's
the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. ~G. Norman Collie |
[To top of page]

MAIN MENU

|
This Week in Parish






 |