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HUMOR, INSPIRATION AND 
FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Following are humorous and inspirational stories gleaned from emails shared by persons across the nation.

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THE MOTHER’S JOURNEY

The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning."

But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried,
"Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."

Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."

And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary.  But at all times she said to the children," A little patience and we are there." So the children climbed, and when they reached the top they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you."

And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave them courage.  Today, I've given them strength."

And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth, clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light. " And the children looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said, "This is the best day of all, for I have shown my children God."

And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and the mother grew old and she was little and bent. But her children were tall and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough, they lifted her, for she was as light as a feather; and at last they came to a hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide.

And mother said, "I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my children can walk alone, and their children after them."

And the children said, "You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates." And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said: "We cannot see her but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence......."

Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach in your freshly laundered socks; she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop.  She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can separate you.  

Not time, not space... not even death!

GRANDMOTHERS

Even if you're not one, then surely, you must know someone who is..
 

bulletGrandmas are moms with lots of  frosting.   - ~Author Unknown
bulletWhat a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.   - ~Gene  Perret
bulletGrandmothers are just "antique" little girls.   - ~Author Unknown
bulletPerfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.   ~Welsh Proverb
bulletA grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.   ~Author Unknown
bulletNever have children, only grandchildren.   ~Gore Vidal
bulletBecoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.   ~Pam  Brown
bulletGrandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.    ~Gene  Perret
bulletGrandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete.   ~ Marcy  DeMaree
bulletGrandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.   ~Author unknown
bulletGrandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.   ~Author Unknown
bulletIf I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren,  I'd have had them first.   ~Lois Wyse
bulletMy grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.   ~Gene  Perret
bulletIf becoming a grandmother was only  a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!   ~Hannah Whithall Smith
bulletIt's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother.    Author Unknown
bulletGrandchildren are God's way of compensating us for growing old.   ~Mary H. Waldrip
bulletYou do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.   ~Proverb
bulletAn  hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything  longer than that, and you start to age quickly.   ~Gene  Perret
bulletThe best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents.  You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.    Dave Barry
bulletI wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.   ~Gene Perret
bulletGrandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. ~Author Unknown
bulletNobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.   ~Alex Haley
bulletGrandmother - a wonderful  mother with lots of practice.   ~Author Unknown
bulletA grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside.   ~Author Unknown
bulletOne of the most powerful handclasps is that of a new grandbaby around the finger of a  grandfather. ~Joy Hargrove
bulletIt's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one.   ~Author Unknown
bulletIf your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.   ~Teresa Bloomingdale
bulletGrandparents are similar to a piece of string - handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their grandchildren.   ~Author Unknown    
bulletWhat is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate.   ~Bill Cosby
bulletGrandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.  ~G. Norman Collie

 

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